The weather is getting warmer and chances are that you are going to find yourself outside at some point this summer when things start to heat up between you and your honey.

What’s a girl to do when she hears the call of the wild in the great outdoors? 

After consulting with a focus group comprised entirely of my dearest sex-savvy friends, I am here to share my findings. Hopefully these tips will help keep your sexy outdoor time from turning into an embarrassing scene from American Pie. 

Be Prepared

Always being prepared isn’t just for Boy Scouts. Chances are, unless you bagged yourself an Eagle Scout, you are going to be the one in charge of thinking ahead. 

If you’re going for an outdoor date, remember to pack things like a bottle opener, wet wipes, and a blanket. Even if things don’t get hot and heavy, these items are outdoor date essentials. 

Plan ahead and you’ll be ready if and when the moment strikes. Remember to add condoms to the list if you haven’t DTR’ed (defined the relationship) yet and/or you haven’t both already been tested. 

Dress the Part

It’s already hot out this summer, so it may be tempting to wear shorts. Instead, opt for clothing that can come off (or pushed aside) easily in case things heat up between you and your lover. Think skirts and sundresses – they’re cuter and, in this regard, way more practical.

Once Bitten, Twice Annoyed

In addition to being on top of protecting yourself from STDs, you need to be aware of what is surrounding you. Ticks and mosquitoes can carry some gnarly diseases and being bitten can totally ruin the moment. Light clothing and bug spray should be considered. 

Son of a… Beach

While it looks super romantic, the beach can pose some challenges. Condoms, for example, don’t always stay on if they are used for underwater sex. Blankets are essential and make for a much comfier intimate experience.

Don’t Be Offensive

Be aware of other people who may be around. Find a safe place to get down and dirty, and make sure that strangers (especially kids) are far enough away that you won’t get caught. It’s all fun and games until you have to register as a sex offender. 

A little thinking ahead can make for great outdoor fun. Proper planning will allow you to totally relax and enjoy the moment, if and when it should… *ahem* …arise. 

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There may be some truth behind the stereotype that most men just can’t manage to remember important dates like anniversaries and birthdays. One US company is banking on it actually. 

Though still in the “concept phase,” Alaska Jewelry Goldsmith Gallery is advertising a Remember Ring that is programed to heat up in increments, leading up to the day of wearer’s anniversary. 

The design is certainly though provoking – according the ring’s website the ring will start heating up 24 for hours before the date you need to remember, and will gradually continue to heat up in ten second increments until it gets as hot as 120° F. While not quite enough to burn the guy, the inside of the ring gets hot enough to be uncomfortable. 

If this reminder isn’t strong enough, you might have some serious problems. Your man’s mental calendar might not be seal proof, but as far as the ring’s design is concerned, you don’t have to worry about it forgetting. The manufactures are saying they would offer a lifetime warranty, and the ring is fitting with a micro-chip clock of sorts that is powered by a really small battery, kind of like the ones found in watches. 

The ring comes in different styles, all of which look pretty standard from their pictures. Prices start at $760, which puts it a little bit above the standard wedding band for men, but if it helps avoid a massive fight and years of disappointment, then I say why not. 

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I am a self-proclaimed music head. There is nothing on this planet that I love more than music. Because of this I have dated many musicians in hope of being their next muse. While nothing gets me going more than a man with musical talent they can do a number on your heart and self esteem. I have since sworn them off but for you ladies out there who are forging ahead I’ve got some tips that will help you keep your sanity.

The relationship they have with their band mates will almost always come before their relationship with you.

They have drama and issues they need to sort out with their band mates and it is going to be more important that whatever is happening between the two of you. Basically know that if you are going to date a musician you will NEVER be number 1 on the priority list.

Don't worry about the Groupies.

Your man is in a band and hopefully a good one. Groupies will be present and they will throw themselves at your man. Ignore them, but do let them know that you are there and you are watching. Just don’t be creepy or overly possessive.

You’ll be expected to go to most if not all of the gigs.

No matter how much you love his music going to every gig can become daunting, especially if you work a 9-5. He is going to expect you to be present for support. Bring some friends so you don’t get bored. 

Your relationship will be long distance… at times.

He’s going to go on tour. You will have to put up with weeks of absence. The alone time can be nice but if you can’t do long distance DO NOT date a musician. Also, you need to be able to trust him while he’s away. 

He’s probably poor.

Unless he’s Jack White, he’s probably broke. He’s an artist and they don’t tend to make much money. You may have to foot the bill a lot or just get used to cheap forms of entertainment. Hopefully one of those forms of cheap entertainment is great sex.

Artists tend to be sensitive .

Artists tend to be easily offended if you don’t LOVE their work, so handle with care and if he writes a crappy song, let Spin magazine tell him, not you. 

 

There’s going to be drugs and alcohol.

They will probably do drugs. And they will probably get them for free. Know this.

If he writes the songs, he’s going to write about you

It may not always be specifically about you but it could pertain to your relationship. It could be sweet, it could be hurtful. Take this as your warning.

Hopefully this helped. Now go forth young, wild girls and find your self some musical love. 

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Movies and books have given most of us unrealistic expectations of sexual fantasies. Kissing in a torrential down pour isn’t sexy; it just makes you freezing cold. Kissing underwater isn’tfun; you get chlorine up your nose. And shower sex? C’mon guys, it just makes you chafe. Trying to achieve these sexy moments may seem fun but they always just lead down the road to disappointment. Let’s take a look at some ideas we may think are sexy but guys just see as annoying.

Join him is his weekday morning shower

You may be thinking oh I’ll send him off to the office with images of my sexy self in the shower. NOPE! This may be the only time during the day he just gets to chill. Let him have his alone time. Also, and don’t take offense to this, lots of guys like to do an early morning jerk off in the shower. It helps relieve stress for them. Plus look back to my introduction… Shower sex kind of blows. So maybe instead of the shower sex, wake him up with your mouth. Everybody loves oral sex.

Telling him you’re in the mood then making him work extremely hard for it

Teasing is fun and when you first meet someone it’s definitely a good idea to play hard to get and make him chase you. Once you’ve committed to each other don’t torture the poor guy. If you say your DTF they expect the show to get started. A better way to tease is to send sexy texts while he’s at work. Letting him know you’ll be ready and waiting for him once he comes home.

Extremely complicated, expensive lingerie 

Hate to break it to you ladies but most guys out there just want to see you in bra and panties. Simple pleasures for simple minds. So save your money and just pick up a pair or cheeky boy shorts. 

Reading to each other from erotic novels

Men are stimulated by imagery. They want free porn, not Fifty Shades of Grey. Save the erotic for yourself.

Honestly girls, the thing that is going to turn your man on more than anything is knowing that you care and paying attention to his needs. Also baking helps.

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